Oh, what a waste of a perfectly good clean wrist..

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destiel-in-the-tardis:

 

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thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

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listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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lipslieslust:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

best. story. ever. 

"You are aware that you just told an inmate in prison that she should be a correctional officer? What the fuck is wrong with you?”

The opening and closing lines of every studio Panic! at the Disco album

insp x

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pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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followthesettingsun:

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

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ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

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nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough